The Plague

While going over the 3rd Commandment in class, the teacher reveals some interesting facts.

Teach: "All the Jews had to mark their doors with the blood of an innocent lamb or goat..."
Kid #1: "What if there weren't anymore lambs or goats?"
Teach: "TOUGH."
Me: O_o
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Kid #2: "What does the Angel of Death look like?"
Teach: "I dunno, we've never met."

I'm YOUNG....

So yesterday i went to the dentist for a cleaning and normal teeth check up with my younger bro...
well when it was my turn to sit in the chair, this was how the conversation went....

Doc: Hi, Adrian. Hello, how are you? Kumusta ka na
Me: I'm okay. thanks
Doc: Elan taon ka na? (how old are you?)
Me: 23
Doc: ANO 23? WOW you look young for your age. She (refering to the dental assistant) said that you look 19.
Doc's Assistant: wow 23 ka? bata bata mo... akala ko tweenteen ka lang.... (wow 23? you're young. i thought you were only tweenteen)

and we all start laughing. and i told them that i just turned 23 last month (refering to January)

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME... that anyone has ever said that i look young.... hahahhaha
YAY- i'm not old... hahahha