Food.

This is a conversation between my roommate (Jessica) and her boyfriend (John).

Jessica: "Did you eat yet?"
John: "Did you cook me anything yet?"

A Fourth?

The teacher asked one of the students to name the Holy Trinity. Here was his response:

Kid: "The Holy Spirit, Jesus, Jesus' son..."

Walking around campus...

So I see these two guys walking around campus and one of them says:


Guy: I love living with myself!