So I was in the beauty salon getting my hair cut on Black Friday. Natalie suggested that I could pull off a short haircut.
Me: Hm... I don't know. I'm not thin enough to have short hair.
Natalie: What are you talking about?
Me: Only really thin girls can look good with short hair.
Barber: What! Do you think you're fat? You're not fat!
*later on, after my haircut is done, it's Charlene's turn. I turned and looked at her getting her hair cut until I noticed that there was a digital camera in her hands*
Me: What's that?
Charlene: Oh, I'm looking at pictures of [the Barber's] dinner table [on Thanksgiving]. They have a lot of food.
Barber: *speaks in sarcastic tone* You better not show her that! She might gain weight!
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but you really aren't fat =P i like you just the way you are! =D
STUPIDDD! Can't believe you told her you weren't "thin enough" to rock a short haircut. I'm "fatter" than you, and I've got hair that's much shorter than yours, you bum!
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