Sample Post

Took this off of a sample post for "tumblr"

• Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?
• Lindsey: vaccuums
• Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
• Lindsey: black holes
• Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
• Lindsey: lava?

Immortality

While one student read the following passage, another student spoke his mind about it.

"When our first parents [Adam and Eve] lost the gift of sanctifying grace, they also lost several other special gifts, including immortality of the body (freedom from death) and immunity from suffering in mind and body."

Kid: "AWWW MAAN! WE COULDA LIVED FOREVER!!!"

Dental Stuff

A few days before Christmas...

Dad- Ma-chew... did you brush your even teeth?
Me- (correcting him in a sacrastic funny tone)- Did you brush your EVEN teeth? Did you EVEN brush your teeth yet?
Mom- Ano, ano, ano? (what?)
(laughter)

sorry it's one of those you gotta be there things....

Happy New Year!!!!

Whispering sweet nothings

During mass on New Year's day, I overheard a mom's response to her child's question.

Girl: "Mom, where's daddy?"
Mom: (in a whispering voice) "He went to pee-pee."
Girl: "Where did he go?"
Mom: (in a louder whispering voice) "He went to pee-pee."