Whispering sweet nothings

During mass on New Year's day, I overheard a mom's response to her child's question.

Girl: "Mom, where's daddy?"
Mom: (in a whispering voice) "He went to pee-pee."
Girl: "Where did he go?"
Mom: (in a louder whispering voice) "He went to pee-pee."

simbang gabi, day 5

Our guest Filipino priest during his insightful homily:

Fr. Abreza: "God created the world in how may days?"
Congregation: (What I heard from my perspective) "6".."6".."6".."6"...
Fr. Abreza: "All I hear is 'Sssssshh'."
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Fr: "God made everything good. The world...good; the animals...good; human beings...good; Me, Father Abreza...VERY GOOD!"

Pac-Man

Just outside the church after attending mass, my mom overhears a lady talking to a priest with a familiar name.

Lady: "Father, are you related to Manny Pacquiao?"
Priest: "No, my aunt."