Immortality

While one student read the following passage, another student spoke his mind about it.

"When our first parents [Adam and Eve] lost the gift of sanctifying grace, they also lost several other special gifts, including immortality of the body (freedom from death) and immunity from suffering in mind and body."

Kid: "AWWW MAAN! WE COULDA LIVED FOREVER!!!"

Dental Stuff

A few days before Christmas...

Dad- Ma-chew... did you brush your even teeth?
Me- (correcting him in a sacrastic funny tone)- Did you brush your EVEN teeth? Did you EVEN brush your teeth yet?
Mom- Ano, ano, ano? (what?)
(laughter)

sorry it's one of those you gotta be there things....

Happy New Year!!!!

Whispering sweet nothings

During mass on New Year's day, I overheard a mom's response to her child's question.

Girl: "Mom, where's daddy?"
Mom: (in a whispering voice) "He went to pee-pee."
Girl: "Where did he go?"
Mom: (in a louder whispering voice) "He went to pee-pee."

Passages

During a training session.

Lady: "The students need to know how important it is to read the passages because the ones on the CST are extremely long."

Girl: "Yeeuh. They're RIDIKULUS."

Days After Christmas

Every year, my mom goes off to the stores on the 26th to see if they have any good Christmas Decorations on sale. Usually, she aims for Garlands to sent do the PI or new ornaments and whatnot.

Today, I went to Costco with my mom and sister. And when you go to Costco, you usually can't leave without a cart full of food and household items.

As we walked to the car, my mom says: "Ay, nako! My balls are estill in da truhnk." And I didn't want to be all stupid, so I just laughed in my head.

When I popped the trunk open, I said, "Whoa. You have some big balls there."
(They really were BIG tho! lol)

My sister: "That's what she said!"

-----------------
We stopped by another local store to buy bread and the country song entitled, "Landslide," was playing on KOST.

My sister: "Hey, it's the Chicksie Dicks."
Me: O_O "What did you just say?!"

That's what she said

My sister comes in my room, right before she heads to bed, snacking on some leftover Vienna sausages from dinner.

Me: "Ewww, are you gonna brush your teeth? You're gonna have sausage breath in the morning."
Sis: "That's what she said."
Me: O_o

simbang gabi, day 5

Our guest Filipino priest during his insightful homily:

Fr. Abreza: "God created the world in how may days?"
Congregation: (What I heard from my perspective) "6".."6".."6".."6"...
Fr. Abreza: "All I hear is 'Sssssshh'."
---

Fr: "God made everything good. The world...good; the animals...good; human beings...good; Me, Father Abreza...VERY GOOD!"